Jimmy Page turned 82 on January 9, 2026. A month later there's been reports... okay, rumors (for whatever they are worth)... that he's been composing a new instrumental work. Will he do it? If so, will he play it himself? If so, is it a one-instrument piece, or will he invite friends? 

JP himself is not saying a thing. 

We wish Jimmy Page the happiest of birthdays no matter what he does, right?

Note: The photo of JP holding a birthday cake in a room with books and guitars, and a fire in a fireplace behind him is likely AI-generated. Two other photos with (supposedly) Scarlett Sabet are equally likely to be AI-generated, they don't much look like her, that's for sure. Also, SightEngine AI detector gives it a 94% chance of being fake.

And those of us who have been true JP fans over the years will note that JP is not one to use Namaste (prayer) hands.